Grande Pre’ Nova Scotia is the region settled in the late 17th
century by immigrants who named the region Acadia. The Acadians were farmers
who applied technology to recover land from the sea. Thus their farms were
prosperous, so they wanted to remain neutral during wars being fought between
the Brits and the French over who should control the Acadians’ money. Just milk their cows and feed their chickens. Since
they would not join the Brits in battle, the Brits expelled the Acadians from
Nova Scotia, burning their homes and barns after eating all their bacon and
eggs.
Expulsion beginning in 1755 |
As they were driven from their farms, they declared “Which
way Da’lene?” “Go south, Beb, toward Carolina.” After many floundering days on the
Atlantic, the Acadians arrived at the Carolina coast and declared “Which way Da’lene?”
This was not the correct password, so the Acadians were denied access and
returned to the seas. After many days they arrived at the coast of New Orleans.
Upon arriving they declared “Who Dat?” Bam – the password was correct so they were
permitted access into the system and raged into New Orleans and thrived on
shrimp and crawfish for years. However, now that the Acadians were in the
south, they became known as the Cajuns – Ragin’ Cajuns, that is. One day the Cajuns
decided to move. “Which way Da’lene?” “Go to Tennessee, Beb.” So the Ragin’
Cajuns settled in Tennessee and prospered after learning key language phrases
such as “shoot fire” “aw, hell” “maters” and “taters.”
"O Evangeline, why can't you be true? You done started back doin' the things you used to do." |
After many years in Tennessee the Ragin’ Cajuns decided to
leave the Volunteer state. “Which way Da’lene?” “Let’s go to Canada, Beb.” So
off to Canada went the Ragin’ Cajuns. Where did they land? That’s right –
Acadia. But now they were back in the north, so they became known as the
Acadians – Ragian Acadians that is. Thus the history of North America’s most
infamous Acadians.
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